Episode 26

BEACH TIME 26: A Great Dewscovery

Published on: 13th September, 2023

Greetings and salutations, Earthlings! (Obviously extra special greetings and salutations to any non-Earthling beings. You're probably cooler than us anyway.)

On this episode of Beach Time, Jon and Anna discuss- ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'd like to take the rest of my time here on this description to say something very important:

Dear Space Aliens (however you might identify, this is intended as a "Catch-All" term, not a definition of who you are),

If you are, in fact, as chill as I'm hoping you are, you are more than welcome to come visit me any time that works for you. I've got a pretty comfortable couch you can always crash on during your visit to Earth. I can definitely promise you will get the full Earthling experience (Examples: Coffee, not wanting to go to work, still having to go to work, and an in-depth knowledge of the Spider-Man franchise.) Swing on by and we'll kick it together. Please. I really wanna meet some cool aliens.

Sincerely, Jon Bonjour (This message was not explicitly approved by my wife but I'm pretty sure she'd be stoked to meet you too.)

Thanks for listening to Beach Time! Want to email us?? YOU CAN! beachtimepodcast@gmail.com is that email. The email for Kuzco. Kuzco's email.

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Beach Time
An Ear vacation from our current reality!
Waves, fruity drinks, the sand between your toes, that cool ocean breeze. All of these are things that really can't be communicated in an audio format. But you can imagine them while you listen to our podcast.
We only have one rule on our words beach: DON'T TALK ABOUT STRESSFUL THINGS. Anything else is fair game from Stuart Mouse to some random person's Lifelong Beef Jerky Soul Search. Sometimes, its all the weird things you can buy online. Sometimes its a wildly forced description of a potentially haunted restaurant that may or may not actually exist.
We can't promise that it'll provide any real value to your life whatsoever, but for an hour or so, you can ignore all the horrible things going on in the real world, and look out over the imaginary ocean.
You're on Beach Time now.

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